Why you little turd!
Soccer Goalkeeper Plays Dirty To Prevent Potential Goal

Because by any means necessary, this is a video from a Dutch soccer match in which Feyenoord goalkeeper Justin Bijlow races out of the box to make a tackle against Twente player Virgil Misidjan, sending the ball out of play. Then Virgil, releasing an opportunity for a quick score without Justin in the net, gets ready to throw the ball into play when the goalkeeper grabs a stray ball and throws it on the field, stopping gameplay so he can return to his position. Talk about thinking outside the box, outside the box! Virgil throws the ball at Justin in frustration, and Justin received a yellow card for his actions. The game ended in a 1-1 draw. If Justin had pulled these shenanigans against my team? We would have cleared the bench and started a rumble that made WrestleMania 17 look like a children’s white belt karate exhibition.