These are a couple videos of people who have attached cordless drills to the player rods of foosball tables and play with the press of a trigger instead of the flick of a wrist. It’s basically just a giant spinning mess. I’m sorry, but I have no tolerance for spinners,

Because by any means necessary, this is a video from a Dutch soccer match in which Feyenoord goalkeeper Justin Bijlow races out of the box to make a tackle against Twente player Virgil Misidjan, sending the ball out of play. Then Virgil, releasing an opportunity for a quick score without

This is a video of a Brazilian soccer fan spotted at the World Cup in Qatar dressed as a low-poly mirrored version of himself as a player. It’s trippy to watch. At first I thought this was some sort of camera filter, but no, it’s a legitimate costume. Incredible. There’s

This is a video of Watford Football Club’s Ismaïla Sarr gaining control of the ball during a match and, spotting the goalie way out of the box, sailing a glorious shot in from midfield. That’s nice. For reference, when I played soccer as a kid I’d be busy kicking the

This is a video from a recent women’s soccer match between Chile and Venezuela played at La Granja in Spain of a dog entering the field and rolling over for some belly rubs before doing some zoomies then getting carried off by a player. Awwwwwww. In my mind the dog

These are a couple different angles of Juventes winger Juan Cuadrado scoring an Olímpico during the team’s recent win over Genoa. For those unfamiliar, an Olímpico (Olympic goal) is a score from a corner kick without making contact with any other player — you just curve the ball right on

This is a video of Japanese soccer player Takefusa Kubo scoring a goal versus Jamaica by successfully shooting the ball between four different players’ legs (aka nutmegging), including the goalkeeper. At first I thought the goalkeeper actually deflected the ball, but in the slow-motion replay it looks like he’s closing