Because bad decisions are so much easier to make than good ones, this is a clip from what I assume is a homemade Russian(? I could be wrong) automotive show where a Nissan 350Z (? I could be wrong, I have been wrong before, possibly even in this very same sentence) doing donuts on a frozen lake would be considered newsworthy when it cracks through the ice and quickly pulls a Titanic while the driver rushes to safety LIKE ROSE KNOWINGLY DID WITHOUT JACK. Meanwhile you’ve got that sweet Notebook guy showing up every day to tell his old lady their love story with the hope she remembers.

Good morning! pic.twitter.com/nlzBwkI51g

— Courtney (@AlaskanCourtney) January 19, 2021

Thanks again to Closet Nerd, who agrees that with subtitles this would definitely be a show worth watching.