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Hikers Casually Encounter Charging Brown Bear By Alaskan River

This is a video from Admiralty Island in Alaska of a charging brown bear cruising past a group of hikers relaxing by a river, all of whom see incredibly calm about the situation and don’t violently pollute the river with their feces immediately. Keeping your calm like that — that’s something they just can’t teach you at a Bass Pro Shop camping seminar, I don’t care how big the indoor aquarium is.