Note: Video contains an entirely appropriate f-bomb.
Because turkeys aren’t chicken, this is a video of brave turkey Stevie J pecking his owner in the rump. In her own words: “I was trying to feed the animals and the only thing Stevie J the turkey wanted was a bite of my ass!” Kids these days, am I right? All about the ass. Also, I’d watch that beak if I were you, Stevie, because Thanksgiving is right around the corner and now is not the time to be making enemies.