What do you mean it doesn't shoot chocolate chips?!
Chocolatier Creates Futuristic Gun Entirely Out Of Chocolate

In death by chocolate news, this is a video of pastry chef and chocolatier Amaury Guichon crafting a very impressive futuristic gun entirely out of solid chocolate. And edible paint. Um, but isn’t all paint edible? Food for thought. “Your mouth is blue.” Oh God it isn’t coming off!