Now I want a 20-foot string cheese.
Stretchy Cheese Competition In France

Presumably because what else is there to do in rural France besides live your dream life and eat delicious, locally sourced food, this is a video from the Laguiole AOP Festival held near the Aubrac Plateau in Aveyron of a stretchy cheese competition. In this video, a cheesemaker’s Aligot de l’Aubrac cheese stretches nearly 6-meters (~19.7-feet) before breaking! That’s impressively stretchy. Almost as impressively stretchy as my pants will need to be after I eat all that cheese. I shattered a window with a jeans button once.