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Freaky Deaky 4-Legged Street Performer In Japan

Because it’s spooky season, this is a video of a freaky deaky four-legged street performer spotted in Japan. It took me a while to figure out how he was creating the four-legged illusion, and I don’t want to ruin it for you, but if you watch till the end you might get a hint. Me? I only have three legs. At least if my penis counts, which it does because it’s longer than my right AND wears a larger shoe size.