FACT: Either one of these dudes could easily accidentally rip their own wiener off.
Strongman Competes With Rock Climber In Grip Strength Competition

This is a video of 154-pound rock climber Magnus Midtbø competing with 375-pound strongman ‘The Norwegian Hulk’ in a biblical David vs Goliath grip strength competition, using seven different styles of grips to see who can lift the most weight. Despite his diminutive size, Magnus manages to beat the strongman in 6 out of 9 lifts. I’m not surprised — I’ve seen Free Solo before. Me? My grip strength is pathetic, I can’t even hang onto a job longer than a few days.