This is a video of feline Ben of Lufingen-Augwil, Switzerland protecting a practice green cup at Golf Augwil from the attempted putts of a golfer. I thought Ben was going to miss that third ball, but he made an incredible late save. PAR DENIED. Should actual golf tournaments have cat

Because even other gigantic assholes doesn’t want more asshole on their hands, this is a compilation video of Vladimir Putin getting snubbed while extending his hand out for handshakes. Can’t say I blame any of them, I wouldn’t shake hands with the turd either. Shoot, I wouldn’t even shake my

Because leafy greens are dangerous, this is a video of a cat smacking a forkful of salad from its owners hand before the human can poison itself. Good kitty! Me? I actually like salad. But really only Ambrosia and fruit salads. You know, it’s weird they’re not on the menu

Because Audi drivers are an entirely different breed (I’ve heard rumors their hearts beat at a speed that rivals a hummingbird’s), this is a video of a poor decision making Audi owner attempting to cross a river (stream?) with their vehicle, quickly realizing it was a bad idea as they’re

This is a video of a Kentucky man bidding an unfond farwell to his wife’s car on its way to the scrap yard and being unceremoniously denied the satisfaction of a shattered window. You know, we should do this to my neighbor’s car this weekend while he’s at the beach.

This is a short video of a cat leaping from the back of its caretaker’s computer chair in order to score itself a pigeon, only to be foiled by the skylight, which is neither sky nor light, but rather a ceiling window. I demand name reform! Based on the fact