This is a video of feline Ben of Lufingen-Augwil, Switzerland protecting a practice green cup at Golf Augwil from the attempted putts of a golfer. I thought Ben was going to miss that third ball, but he made an incredible late save. PAR DENIED. Should actual golf tournaments have cat goalkeepers? There’s no question. Well, one question: how much catnip should they be allowed to have before play starts? I vote unlimited supply.

Keep going for the video while I remind myself not to go digging for treasure any of the sand traps at Golf Augwil.