Because exercise is dangerous and should be avoided, this is a video of a woman presumably training for some sort of World’s Strongest competition and having a lifting stone roll off the questionably constructed pedestal and onto her head/shoulder. That looks like it hurt. It also sounded like it hurt.

Note: Volume, screaming, watch to the end. This is a video of a woman who tied some fishing line around a rope dog bone to act as a surrogate snake, then telling her husband there’s a snake behind the toilet, yanking the fake snake past his feet when he opens

This is a video from what I can only assume is an underage college party of a group taking flaming shots and a dude briefly turning into one of Daenerys Targaryen’s dragons (I think Drogon?) before slapping the fire on his face out while his friends attempt to extinguish the

This is ‘When A Bully Steps In A Boxing Gym And Challenges The Boxing Coach,’ a video from Elite Boxing Fitness Center in Oviedo, Florida of some shit-talker challenging boxing coach Dorian Beaupierre to fisticuffs, and proceeding to get his brain and kidneys rattled around for several minutes, finally answering

Seen here wasting perfectly good ammo by crying from the wrong eye (you have to focus!), this is a video demonstration of the Tear Gun, the brainchild of designer Yi Fei Chen while she was in design school that freezes a user’s tears for immediate reuse as biological weapons. Some

This is a short video of a contortionist riding a scooter with his feet somehow behind his back. That does not look comfortable. Or safe. If you crash, both those legs are broken AND you’re gonna need all new teeth. Me? I like my teeth the same way they were

This is a video of a girl telling a bad joke or saying something that otherwise makes herself completely lose it and shoot iced coffee out her nose and mouth like she’s a coffee bar and iced macchiato is ON TAP. I have never seen so much liquid come out

This is some security cam footage from an apartment building in Harbin, China, of elderly man Gao Fengua walking his golden retriever (who’s wearing sneakers) when a cat falling from the sky lands on his head, knocking him out cold. Well, I suppose he should at least be thankful it