This is some security cam footage from a grocery store where an old man (we’ll call him Mario Andreighty) tries to beat the closing automatic doors and ends up plowing right into one, breaking everything and dropping the door’s giant cover plate on top of him, causing him to speed

This is a video of some MENSA member who decided to take his work truck through an automated carwash WITH A LADDER ON TOP, and wreck both ladder and car wash in the process. Did your ladder really need a cleaning that bad? What is wrong with people? Now I

This is a video of a girl and her dad doing some indoor softball batting practice (indoor + batting anything is generally a risky combo) when she hits a ball over the net, breaking one of the garage door windows. Her dad looks pretty angry afterwards, but this is just

Because important scientific experiments take many different forms, this is a video of Youtuber HaerteRest packing a toilet bowl (and every other hole he could find) full with over 1,000 sparklers, then taking the toilet to the great outdoors to see what will happen when they’re all lit. SPOILER: it

Because everything is bigger in Australia (especially the spiders), this is a video of the fun-loving Aussies of Youtube channel How Ridiculous chopping things in half with a giant 2-ton axe (repurposed from their previously posted giant hammer). It’s a fun watch. Of course I imagine it would have been

This is some security cam footage of a man leaving for his lunch break at *ignores travel posters* what I assume is a sperm bank (donating all morning long leaves you famished!) and the wind catching the glass door on his way out, pushing it all the way back and

This is a video of a man trying to impress the camerawoman (possibly his mother) with his hanging skills by transitioning from a pull-up bar to a hangboard he has mounted above the doorway, and tearing the board off the wall and eating backwards shit in the process. Gee, who

In at least they didn’t land on the dog news, this is some home security cam footage of a little tyke joining his father in the living room hammock (who doesn’t have one?), when the added weight brings dad a week of pain. It’s the straw the broke the camel’s