I can't wait for doors, there's no telling how much time I have left!
Old Man On Mobility Scooter Tries To Beat Automatic Door, Loses

This is some security cam footage from a grocery store where an old man (we’ll call him Mario Andreighty) tries to beat the closing automatic doors and ends up plowing right into one, breaking everything and dropping the door’s giant cover plate on top of him, causing him to speed off out of control. Classic old man behavior right here! Impatient, and immediately proves why he shouldn’t be allowed out of the house.

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Thanks again to JustA, who wants to know just how many end-of-aisle displays the Grim Reaper here also took out on his little shopping trip.