This is a short video of dog Bruce with his foot stuck through the handle of a half gallon milk jug getting called out for playing in the recycling bin, and refusing to admit guilt. Admittedly, it doesn’t look good for Bruce, but if I were him I would try

Toddlers: they’re crafty little devils. They’re basically raccoons that can communicate a little better and spend less time in the sewers. Take this tyke for instance — the MOMENT his bedroom door is closed he drops the fake sleeping act and climbs over his crib railing. Does he moonlight as