Because leafy greens are dangerous, this is a video of a cat smacking a forkful of salad from its owners hand before the human can poison itself. Good kitty! Me? I actually like salad. But really only Ambrosia and fruit salads. You know, it’s weird they’re not on the menu

This is a video of a cat presumably determined to intimidate dogs with its muscles performing a set of crunches at the gym while its owner films (and another cat walks by *sneezes* why are there so many cats in this gym?!). Nice form. I’m sure this cat will have

Because addicts will do almost anything for their next fix, this is a video of a fluffy white cat opening a desk drawer (doing several pull-ups in the process) in order to get to the catnip hidden inside. That looks like it took quite a bit of effort. I mean

Because it’s well known that curiosity cleaned the cat, this is a video of a precious kitty discovering the magic of an automated hand soap dispenser. Or, in this case, an automated paw soap dispenser. “Meow.” I thought you’d like that. Now let’s go raise heck and shred some curtains!

In what’s sure to be this year’s Valentine’s Day must-watch minute long reimagined trailer comes this one for Titanic with Kate Winslet’s flotsam-hogging character Rose replaced with a cat. Is it even better than the original? Of course it is, because we can all relate to this version of Kate’s

These are several videos of an aquarium that Cincinatti, Ohio resident Mellisa Krieger commissioned custom tank builder Aquatics and Exotics to construct that allows her cats Jasper the Catfish and Willow to stick their heads up inside to observe their subaquatic friends. That’s cool. But can I fit my head

Because where there’s a will, there’s a way, this is a video of a small cat using everything it’s got to open a large sliding glass door and gain access to the comfortable indoors. I like how the dog just waits to come in afterwards. Also, just an fYI —

Because your flatscreen isn’t going to just scratch itself, this is a video of a cat attempting to attack some bluejays on television, startling a husky resting nearby, who looks to their owner filming as if to say, “I told you bringing that thing home was a bad idea.” Speaking