Note: Volume on or you are MISSING OUT. In problems I wish I had, this is a video of a pet otter stealing its owner’s breakfast. In this case, some sort of cheesy omelet. I like how vocal the otter is about its thievery. It’s all, “I’M GOING TO STEAL

This is a video of a group of skittish squirrels (aren’t they all?) outside the window of appropriately named Youtuber Squirrels at the Window being treated to a fancy charcuterie board covered with various nuts and fruit. That looks nice, although I would be disappointed if I just paid $28

This is some footage of a pet Madagascar giant day gecko (Phelsuma grandis, I used to have a breeding pair!) shedding its skin and eating it. Waste not, want not, those are valuable nutrients! Now I know what you’re thinking, but no, you should definitely not start picking and eating

This is a video of a man fulfilling one of my lifelong dreams and swallowing all 27-feet of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. It’s absolutely perfect — a real cinematic masterpiece. Which brings me to my next point: Oscar Mayer should become the official sponsor of the Academy Awards. I mean

This is a short video of a dog playing an impromptu game of Guess That Flavor and trying to taste a pizza through the vent holes in its pizza box. Obviously, I would avoid eating those crusts to prevent any sort of dog butt bacterial infection. Oh who am I

This is a short clip of a jumping spider approaching a house fly, determining which way it will take off (SPOILER: forwards), then grabbing it out of the air as soon as it does. Impressive. Of course the right way to take off would have been as soon as it

This is a video of McDonald’s franchise owner Stephen Patula wearing a headcam to document his restaurant’s switch from breakfast to lunch service. He does a lot of stuff. Not shown? Me yelling I should still be able to get a sausage egg and cheese biscuit at 10:35AM. I just

Deciding to eat on the go this morning instead of taking its meal somewhere to nipple on and people watch, this is a video of a bald eagle grabbing a small fish from the water, then eating it just a moment later in mid-air. Impressive. For reference, I don’t like