Because pickles make everything better (according to my girlfriend, who will eat a whole jar of Kosher dill spears but gets angry at the sight of an olive), Pizza Hut is testing a new pickle-topped pizza in New York City. The pickle pie, which is actually Nashville hot chicken inspired,

This is a video of a cleverly designed Japanese condiment packet that dispenses both ketchup and mustard in equal parts simultaneously. I always knew I could count on Japan for this sort of innovation. Granted, rarely do I want equal parts of ketchup and mustard on anything. I’m usually 2/3s

Because I’m sure “What did woolly mammoth taste like?” is the question on everyone’s minds, Australian cultured meat startup Vow has created a “mammoth meatball,” growing the meat using long-extinct mastodon DNA. That’s…something. Something I’m sure will be popping up on the menus at only the most exclusive restaurants. Or,

Because caring means sharing, this is a video of a sea turtle off the coast of Koh Tao, Thailand attempting to share its jellyfish snack with diving instructor Roei Kashi. How about that! That’s awfully courteous of it. And to think, all we got it in return was a bunch

Note: Several loud curse words spoken in human English and not chicken. This is a video of a man feeding his chickens (including the impeckable Birdie Sanders) when Kyle the rooster attacks him because (I assume) Kyle is hopped up on Monster Energy and wants all the feed for himself.

This is some trailcam footage captured by Youtuber Ace Vlogs, who left a pile of bananas in the woods to see what sort of animals and activity they’d attract. A couple days later, he also added a bunch of apples to the mix. Throw in some pineapple and berries and

Presumably manufactured entirely from artificial ingredients and sold by MSCHF, this box of cereal contains a single, half pound, 930-calorie Fruit Loop . You can tell it’s not an actual Kellogg’s product because Kellogg’s sells Froot Loops, and this is a Fruit Loop. And the last thing you want to

Because cargo shorts never went out of style (despite what everyone who sees me wearing them says — carpenter pants too), Hot Pockets has created a pair of shorts with an insulated hot pocket for keeping your Hot Pocket nice and toasty. Obviously, XZibit is into this. Hot Pockets, best