This is a surprisingly worthwhile video of a very impressive Hot Wheels track built with a waterpark theme, complete with waterfalls and sections where the car is actually floating like it’s in a log flume ride. Did I hold my hands up the whole time, even for the big drop at the end? You bet your soaking wet ass I did, I’m a tough guy. “He curled up into a ball and tried to spoon as deep into my cubby as he could.” Honey! “What?” I have a reputation to uphold here. “Most of these people think you’re a wimp and a liar.” But for the one person who doesn’t — that’s the person I write for. I bet it’s my mom.