This is a video of a Cheetah family trying to make off with Scottish wildlife videographer Gordon Buchanan’s jacket. Gordon had been following the South African Cheetah family on foot and documenting their lives for the past year, so it makes sense to me why they’d want something to remember

This is a video of lead-footed JTThornton setting the record for the fastest 24.5 mile lap around Manhattan during the height of the COVID pandemic in 2020 (there was never a better time to drive fast), averaging 69MPH in a McLaren 720S and reaching speeds up to 149MPH. Just to

This is a video from TikTok user malachichiparker, who spotted a turtle in the road and got out of his vehicle to get it to move — and move it did! That thing leaves a dust trail and catches some air on the rocks! If the tortoise had this sort

This is some footage (that leaves something to be desired, namely a better view and an ultra-highspeed camera) of the US Air Force testing a rocket sled traveling at 6,400ft/sec. For reference, a mile is 5,280-feet, so this thing is doing 6,599MPH! That’s Mach 8.6. Holy shit! You know it’s

This is a video of fun/speed lover Robert ‘Crazy Rocketman’ Maddox taking The Beast out for a spin at full throttle, hitting speeds over 60MPH in the jet-powered go-kart, all with a shit-eating grin on his face. My God does that look like a good time. Plus there are no

This is a video of word sleuth Andrew Yells (I scream) solving ten Wordle Unlimited puzzles in 69 seconds. Now I know what you’re thinking, and I agree, it’s a shame ORALS wasn’t the last answer. Of course Andrew isn’t going for solving in the least number of guesses, only

This is a video of musician Lorenzo Vaccaro playing “the supposedly impossible MIDI track Rush E” at a very respectable 152BPM. For reference, that’s about my heart rate on my walk down the driveway to get the mail. My doctor says I’m going to die. My bookie says the same

This is a video from Youtube channel DragTimes of a man pinning a banana to the passenger seat of his Tesla Model S Plaid as he guns it, the banana staying put through the whole quarter mile at a top force of around 1.4G’s until the car reaches its top