This is a video of a girl playing with her new Hatchimal Pixie Crystal Flyer toy when it takes off and never stops — flying far, far away while her dad laughs at the $30 he spent just to break his daughter’s heart. I imagine somewhere in Oz a member

This is a video of pilot and former Australian Bachelor Jimmy Nicholson on his honeymoon and experiencing some intense turbulence while riding in the back of a plane with his wife Holly Kingston (who he picked on the show, and married two years later). Wait — but if you’re back

This is a video of Kiana Breakspear riding a slingshot ride with her sister in Bali (there are slingshot rides in Bali? I assumed it was all picturesque beaches and not a carnival), and her sister managing to pass out a very respectable 12 TIMES in 2 minutes, always waking

This is a video of what I assume is a very inexperienced snowboarder just getting absolutely dragged along by a t-bar lift on their way up a hill, sliding off the lift trail and being assaulted by a small tree. Still, I do admire their determination. That is one thing

This is a video of a girl playing with her younger sister when she lifts her up to toss her over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and her pants get caught on her braces. That is unfortunate. I like the little brother throwing some fake sucker punches after

This is a video from a fair in Mohali, India where a ride malfunctioned and dropped riders almost 50-feet to the ground below, injuring 16. Thankfully, none of the injuries were serious, with only five requiring a trip to the hospital for x-rays. Me? Even if I wasn’t really injured

Presumably to celebrate my birthday over the weekend, this is a video of an elderly woman having her first hands-on experience with a Roman candle. She appears to be continually shocked whenever another shot is fired. Admittedly, it is always a little surprising. Unfortunately she did not seem to enjoy

This is a video of a group of beachgoers battling strong winds while a man tries his damndest to hold on to a paddleboard. Unfortunately for him, his damndest isn’t good enough, and the wind rips the board from his hands and blows it away, presumably to Oz, where it