I'm freeeeeeee!
Flying Fairy Toy Just Keeps Flying

This is a video of a girl playing with her new Hatchimal Pixie Crystal Flyer toy when it takes off and never stops — flying far, far away while her dad laughs at the $30 he spent just to break his daughter’s heart. I imagine somewhere in Oz a member of the Lollipop Guild just got struck in the head with a dying fairy. Is this video better than the Flutterby Fairy toy flying into the fire? No, because that’s the perfect video, and if video tattoos existed, I’d already have it on my arm.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees Christmas must have come early this year. For us — not for that little girl.