Because it’s that time of the year, consider this a public service announcement and don’t fall off your roof or ladder like this guy while trying to hang Christmas lights. Thankfully, his fall wasn’t that far and he wasn’t impaled by a reindeer antler. Besides the kid wailing at the

This is some home security cam footage of a FedEx delivery driver following the instructions on a jocular yard sign to ‘STAY ON GRASS’. At first I thought he was dodging cracks to avoid breaking his mother’s back, but no, he was just being courteous. That’s nice. For reference, I

This is a video of a proud new motorcycle owner putting the bike through its paces with a classic wall crash test. Thank goodness he was wearing his helmet. Some more info about the incident while I wonder how much the IIHS paid him to administer this test: This guy

In an incident that I’m sure happens many times a day, this is some home security cam footage of a man attempting to pull his Subaru (of course it’s a Subaru) into the garage with a bike on top of it. Unsurprisingly, it doesn’t fit, and he wrecks the shit

This is some backyard security camera footage of heavy winds lifting a kiddie pool and trampoline clear up and out of the yard, much to the very vocal dismay of a little girl who was there playing. “Go play in the wind,” I imagine her parents telling her. Per the

This is some home security cam footage of a boy shooting some hoops in the driveway by himself when a FedEx delivery man swings by for a quick dunk on the lowered hoop before hustling back to his truck and taking off. The ol’ dunk and dash. Remember: all work

This is some home security cam footage from Old MacDonald’s place of a goat that knows how to open doors opening the front door so he and his other goat, chicken, and alpaca friends can head inside to break stuff and eat all the houseplants and poop everywhere. My kind

This is some Ring security cam footage of a Woodbridge, Virginia home’s ceiling randomly collapsing. Per the homeowner: ‘Just a normal day. I went down to the basement to do some laundry. While downstairs I heard a huge crash. The basement ceiling shook. Came upstairs to find this. No one