In news that shouldn’t surprise anybody who values their crotch, the ancient art of ‘iron crotch’ kung fu is dying as more and more kung fu practitioners decide they don’t want to repeatedly get battering-rammed in the junk. Pfft, some warriors they are! Some more info while I punch myself

This is a gallery of New Zealand woodworker Henk Verhoeff’s various furniture creations, which appear to be cartoon inspired in both their funhouse mirror proportions and apparent damage. Henk estimates each piece takes between 80 and 100 hours to complete, and pieces are occasionally available through eBay auctions linked on