Because determining which end of your gender reveal hand cannon is up is far more difficult than raising a child, this is a video of a couple attempting to reveal their new baby’s gender and the mom-to-be blasting their existing daughter in the head with an explosion of pink powder.
Note: Make sure the video volume is on. This guy — TikTok user amandaf4338’s husband, who asks his daughter to hold the door open for him while he attempts to bring in all the food in one trip, and proceeds to drop a full drink right in her face, then
This is is a video of the Green Goblin on hoverboard cosplay that Logan Dominic’s father constructed for him to celebrate the release of Spider-Man: No Way Home. For reference, I celebrated the lazy way by just going to see the movie. Now that is one sweet Green Goblin costume!
This is a video from Pixar featuring a beautiful retelling of Monsters, Inc. in the style of an old-timey black-and-white silent cartoon. It was very well made. Now whenever my nieces and nephews want to watch Monsters, Inc. I’ll just put this on instead and save myself watching the entire
This is some home security cam footage of a boy who was shooting hoops in his driveway when the local high school marching band passes by in the back of a truck and yells for him to shoot, which he does and makes, and they kick off a song to
This is a US map detailing the average morning start time for public schools by state. As you can see, after factoring in a bus ride, any state that isn’t at least healthy urine yellow is starting what would be considered by any ethics committee weighing in on the subject
Because picking favorites is inevitable, this is a short video of precious 1-year old Ember dodging her grandma on her way to see grandpa during a recent visit. Grandma tries to laugh it off, but you can tell that stung. Little Ember better hope grandma isn’t in charge of picking
Because sometimes sleep demands your attention (except when you really want it two hours past your bedtime), this is a video of a kid struggling and failing to stay awake while eating his *zooms and enhances* pasta nibbles. We’ve all been there. Except now, now I’m never there because when