This is a short compilation video of an armful of babies instinctively avoiding grass. Why do babies avoid grass? Because it doesn’t look like regular ground, that’s why. It could be green water for all they know. Heck, it could be green water for all we know too. I don’t trust it. Plus it feels weird on your feet. Now I’m not saying I’m going to have to side with the babies on this one, but I’m not eating any of my vegetables either and will launch them off my high chair if you try to make me.

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Thanks to my dad, who agrees babies that can only crawl backwards and get stuck under the sofa — now those are the real winners.