In how to get 911 called constantly news, these are a couple videos of the man dangling from a gutter Christmas light decoration that TikTok user survivordiet built and installed on his home, complete with “Is anybody there?! Help!” audio playing. I could be wrong, but I assume the decoration

Proving you don’t have to be mature to own a home (only fiscally responsible), this is a shot of a Eugene, Oregon home’s ‘JESUS LE TITS NOW’ holiday decorating. You would have a hard time arguing this was done by accident, and you would still lose. I assume it’s a

This is some footage from a gymnasium security camera at Liberty Benton Middle School in Ohio of custodian Joe Orians casually sinking an over-the-shoulder half-court shot with nothing but net like they grow on trees and it’s harvest season. Sure, it’s a middle school sized court, but still, I couldn’t

This is is a video of the Green Goblin on hoverboard cosplay that Logan Dominic’s father constructed for him to celebrate the release of Spider-Man: No Way Home. For reference, I celebrated the lazy way by just going to see the movie. Now that is one sweet Green Goblin costume!

This is a video of a WS6 Firebird that got trapped in a flood in Kentucky and had its whole interior caked with mud and clay getting professionally deep cleaned and detailed by RJ Wagner and Brent Dicesare of WD Detailing. They originally planned to clean up the car in

This is a video featuring the top six fan favorite Red Bull Soapbox Derby cars/performances, including an Easter Island statue (seen above treating a ramp like a wall at 2:25), two eggs frying in a hot skillet, a ski gondola (I think?), a bathtub (complete with running shower), a camper

This is a video of a Russian mechanic demonstrating his very impressive custom flamethrower headlights. They throw flames pretty damn far too! Those must be the high-beams. My God, these are exactly what I’ve been missing my whole life. I don’t even own a car, just install them directly into

This is a point-of-view video of a Norwegian kayaker demonstrating their ability to dodge an oncoming wave with a perfectly timed underwater barrel roll (aka turtle roll). Pretty cool, but if the goal was not getting wet they failed miserably. “I’m pretty sure the goal was avoiding he wave.” Oh,