This is a short Instagram video of this year’s unanimous (it’s just me) Born In Space Halloween Costume Contest winner, a little derpy chihuahua spotted at New York City’s Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade that’s dressed as Hellraiser. What a cutie! Still, having known my fair share of chihuahuas in

This is a video of a man presumably trying out for the Ninja Turtles with a very impressive and lightning-speed bo staff routine, including some incredible spinning and catching. When reached for comment about his skills, Leonardo admitted he would probably be an asset in the fight against Shredder and

This is a compilation video from Beijing, China of elderly fitness participants demonstrating their strength and agility. Honestly, I did not see a single exercise that I think I could perform myself, at least not without the help of CGI. I’m actually currently doing physical therapy because I tweaked my

Because going for it means different things to different people, this is a video from China of a man painstakingly trying to balance a planter atop four interlocked wrenches, the bottom of which has its box-end balanced in the mouth of a glass bottle. And, based on the amount of

This is a heartwarming video of a woman approaching a skateboarder after he’s repeatedly tried and failed to land a nightmare flip and offers some wonderful words of encouragement and positivity. How about that! No threatening to call the police or anything. What a beautiful soul. My soul? My soul

This is a video of an Emperor Palpatine toy Force lightning the shit out of Luke Skywalker via a Tesla Coil performing The Imperial March. You know the internet really gets boners for stuff like this. Me? I only get boners for one thing, and one thing only. “Footlong chili

This is a video of a man who came up with a rather ingenious way of hiding his work tools in his pickup truck — with rear side panels that lift hydraulically to reveal storage compartments. Pretty clever. Of course now that I know about it I’m going to be

This is a video of professional bounce juggler Kateryna Nikiforova demonstrating her skills during a very impressive routine. Did, uh, did she just hypnotize me with all those bouncing balls? Quick, tell me to do something! “The dishes like I already asked you to do over an hour ago.” Whew,