In some ideas are best left unrealized news, this is a video from Adam of Youtube channel North Of The Border (I prefer South Of The Border myself, but that’s just me and I enjoy palm tree beaches and frozen cocktails) creating a ‘realistic’ LEGO minifig sculpture. Ugh, those eyes.

These are a couple videos from Youtuber Wizardhead, who used AI to transform clips from Teletubbies and You Can’t Do That On Television (of people getting slimed, including Alanis Morissette) into HP Lovecraftian nightmares. As far as videos to watch to get you and your significant other in the mood,

These are the almost certainly unlicensed ‘Very Long Pikachu Insect Plushes’ available from Chinese online retailer AliExpress. They cost between $21 and $90 depending on length (available in 80cm, 1.1m, 1.4m and 1.7m varieties), and seeing one (or, even worse, one of every length) on a potential lover’s bed, is

This is the very appropriately titled ‘This F***’d Me Up as a kid!’, a compilation video of movie scenes predominately from the 80’s and 90’s that were nightmare fuel for kids to watch. Most scary, some heartbreaking. Obviously, the worst of them all has been and always will be– “Artax

This is a timelapse video of a tarantula molting that’s at just the right speed for the spider to have that sort of terrifying jerky movement that gives you the heebie-jeebies and wait — is that an erection?! “It’s from earlier!” How much earlier? “When you blew in my ear.”

This is a 48-second timelapse video of a Mexican Flame Knee tarantula (Brachypelma auratum) molting over the course of three hours. It’s crazy how they lay on their backs like that to molt. They must be really vulnerable during that time. I mean I still wouldn’t mess with one, but