Exhibit A: the only exhibit needed.
Why Not To Move To Australia: Exhibit A

WARNING: Scream.

This is a short video of Australian influencer noah.creative, who apparently films so much of his riveting life we’ve got this footage of him putting away laundry on his bed when he discovers the giant huntsman spider that’s been hanging out under his pillow. Is this Australia’s version of the tooth fairy? I wouldn’t be surprised. I’ve heard storks don’t even bring the newborn babies there, snakes do.

Keep going for the video while I admit I’ve been influenced to wash my sheets and vacuum under the bed.

@noah.creative Imagine that thing crawling into your ear at night and laying them eggs 🤐🕷️ #australia #spiders ♬ original sound – noah.creative