This is some first person point of view footage of a trip down the Kalavantin Durg Trek (not to be confused with a Drug Trek, which can be equally dangerous), a set of stone mountain stairs in India that start at an elevation of 2,300-feet and feature a 700-foot sheer drop right in front of you. In the video, it looks like it rained recently so the steps are extra wet. Me? I’m dry as a mummy. I never moisturize because I don’t like the feel of lotion on my skin. Serial killers please take note: I would make a terrible skin suit. Would you take the trip down these stairs? I would not. I occasionally get to fly in my dreams, I really don’t need to accidentally do it in real life.