Because this is the internet and the internet never sleeps, only watches you sleep, this is a 2016 video created by The Tonight Show of scenes from Star Wars movies edited together so the characters sing Smash Mouth’s 1999 banger ‘All Star’. It’s everything you would expect it to be,

This is a video of pastry chef and chocolatier Amaury Guichon crafting a giant wall-mounted dragon head trophy entirely out of chocolate. First, he created a giant chocolate penis, then he works that johnson into a dragon’s head! Simple really. I mean I couldn’t do it, but only because I

In cue the Benny Hill theme news, this is video of a police chase starring an out-of-shape officer jogging after a kid, who quickly rounds a corner and climbs a drainpipe onto the top of a building. But when the officer turns the corner he’s nowhere to be found, and

These are a couple videos of a man mounting a pole using only his legs while competing in Mallakhamba. Mallakhamba is a traditional Indian sport which “involves performing aerial yoga or gymnastic postures and wrestling grips with a vertical stationary or hanging wooden pole, cane, or rope.” That looks insane.

This is a video from 2019 of 7’1″ Shaquille O’Neal stuffing himself into a Smart Car in New York City the same way I assume sausage is made at the factory. Honestly though, it doesn’t actually seem that all that bad. Now if the entire 2002 Los Angeles Lakers team

This is a video of Simba, a goat born in Pakistan with 48cm (~19″) ears, making it the new world record holder for longest eared goat. Wow, and to think I make fun of my girlfriend’s earlobes! “You know you’re lucky I don’t make fun of your penis.” Honey —

This is a video of some fitness nut running down the Red Rocks Amphitheater seating backwards as fast as he can, amazingly without tripping and braining himself. That is impressive. Impressive, and absolute lunacy. I can only assume he’s taken to working out at Red Rocks instead of local gyms

This is a video of some countryfolk presumably filming the climax of a low budget Dukes Of Hazzard fan film to play at the next line dance and launching a convertible off a ramp into a giant mud puddle they made just for the occasion. Obviously, I’m more than a