I could eat it in four hours, easy.
Chocolatier Creates Wall-Mounted Dragon Head Entirely Out Of Chocolate

This is a video of pastry chef and chocolatier Amaury Guichon crafting a giant wall-mounted dragon head trophy entirely out of chocolate. First, he created a giant chocolate penis, then he works that johnson into a dragon’s head! Simple really. I mean I couldn’t do it, but only because I would eat all the chocolate before I even crafted the basic penis. TRUE STORY: whenever I make cookies I don’t even bother getting a pan out because there’s never any dough left to bake.

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  1. Alfred Hernandez
    I’m going to sue! My trademarked and patented “Penis-Dragon” bedroom technique is now public knowledge!
  2. Shiroinoshishi
    “Chocolate dragon” is now my favorite euphemism.
    1. Eric Ord
      for poop, or… ?
      1. Shiroinoshishi
        It works for anything, really. I’d say more, but the chocolate dragon is calling again.
  3. ward00
    Seems like this post could have been about something else, like the big elephant *$1#
    1. SmokeThatSkinWagon
      The post was 90% dick jokes. Were you looking cram more in? https://media4.giphy.com/media/B9KKBuOIp4zqI7Cll0/giphy-downsized-medium.gif