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Guy Mounts Pole With Legs Only During Sports Performance

These are a couple videos of a man mounting a pole using only his legs while competing in Mallakhamba. Mallakhamba is a traditional Indian sport which “involves performing aerial yoga or gymnastic postures and wrestling grips with a vertical stationary or hanging wooden pole, cane, or rope.” That looks insane. I definitely do not have that sort of body strength, upper OR lower. I have almost no body strength at all honestly, just enough to lift a spoon to my mouth eating twelve bowls of cereal a day really.