This is a video of Balu and human Wolfgang Lauenburger setting the Guinness World Record for “most skips by a dog on hind legs in 30 seconds,” with a respectable quicker-than-one-a-second 32 jumps. Not too shabby. Wolfgang says he and Balu trained hard for the record, which I believe, because

Because exercise is important, this is a video of TikTok user texast_85’s domesticated pet squirrel Daisy running along the top of a ceiling fan blades like a hamster wheel. Such finesse. Squirrels are so good with their feet, they hardly ever miss a step. They are not so good with

Because this is the internet and the internet’s job is showing you things you didn’t know you needed to see and would have been fine not, this is a video of Furry Fritz the cat lapping up milk from a glass table, as viewed from below. That tongue is wild!

This is a video of The Golden Ellie’s mom hiding from her in the under-cushion storage compartment of a sofa’s chaise. Ellie is so confused! She knows she smells her mom around there somewhere, but can’t figure out exactly where she could be. Clever girl. My dogs? If I don’t

Because when nature calls, you attack it, this is some home security cam footage of British Columbia mother Cait Oakley chasing a bald eagle away from her pet goose Franky while breastfeeding her own baby in nothing but her husband’s Costco brand boxers. Costco brand boxers? This family needs to

This is a video of a goose joining its canine friends in barking at a neighborhood dog that’s wandered too close to their property. I like how even after the other dogs have moved on the goose keeps antagonizing the stranger with its quacks. Even if it doesn’t lay golden

This is a video documenting the life of boob-loving feline Anna, who constantly brings bras from around the house to her owners Sarah and Gabriel. And apparently a lot of the bras belong to the couple’s roommate, Audrey. My my! How the cat procures these bras is beyond me, but

This is a video of two cats playing with a rubber band and litter box door edited by musician French Fuse to perform the White Stripes’ 2003 banger ‘Seven Nation Army’. If there was ever a good reason the internet was invented, this is it. Al Gore probably couldn’t fathom