Portland, Oregon based Etsy shop TheKingsShilling constructs “quality custom leather goods and armor made by hand!” Including custom pet armor. The store estimates basic no-frills armor for a small dog will run around $150, while the armor seen in the picture above is more along the lines of $600. Thankfully,

This is a short video of golden retriever Moose playing hide-and-seek with caretaker Shane when he spots him in the bathroom mirror and looks confused. It’s funny, my dogs always looks at me in the mirror but never look at themselves. It’s like they don’t even recognize themselves as themselves,

This is a video of a Russian man’s heartcooling reunion with his cat after returning from vacation. That cat is NOT HAVING IT. And I can’t imagine this guy is making things any better petting it like that. It’s probably boiling with anger, just waiting for him to fall asleep

This is a short video of young Asher playing fetch with his canine friend Raven and accidentally picking up and throwing a snake, presumably thinking it was just a really weird-ass stick. Even Raven is all, ‘Whoa, what the heck, little bro? That stick is ALIVE and it is ANGRY.’

Because why not say yes to split-ends, this is a super short video of what appears to be a British shorthair kitten dangling from its caretaker’s hair. Now I’ve heard of cats getting people’s tongues before, but never their hair. Is that good for your hair? I doubt it, but

This is a video of water loving German Shepsky Elliot climbing the ladder to his family’s above-ground pool to swim a couple quick laps before getting out and presumably trying to pretend like nothing happened even though he’s soaking wet. That’s like my dog trying to pretend like she wasn’t

This is a short video from Pennsauken Township, New Jersey of a cat chasing a laser pointer until the beam lands on a bigger cat, at which point it stops chasing, presumably because it’s gotten its ass kicked before and remembers what those claws feel like. Some more info directly

This is a video of a cat that apparently learned how to eat by watching claw machines and attempts to grab an entire mouthful of the brown and crunchy at a time. You know what they say though– “Cats are f***ing weird.” FACT. It’s one of the fundamental laws of