Portland, Oregon based Etsy shop TheKingsShilling constructs “quality custom leather goods and armor made by hand!” Including custom pet armor. The store estimates basic no-frills armor for a small dog will run around $150, while the armor seen in the picture above is more along the lines of $600. Thankfully, both my dogs are only thirteen pounds apiece so they’ll be on the low end. The store also mentions making armor for cats and rabbits, and will offer a discount for the opportunity to armor a horse. Hmm, maybe I’ll take them up on that. “You are not a stallion.” *neighs* “Stop it.” *tries to kick*