This is a video of LA Dodger fan Ricardo Saurez attempting to propose to his girlfriend Stephani Gutierrez on the field in the middle of a game against the Diamondbacks and getting absolutely crushed by an overzealous security guard, who may have mistaken this for a football match. TARGET NEUTRALIZED.

This is a video created by Cut, who asked 100 people what their red flags are when dating. Red flags, as I’m sure everyone will agree, are one of the last flags you ever want to see, second only to my skull and crosspenis pirate flag. People’s answers are all

This is a video of Garrett playing truth-or-drink with his ex-boyfriend Caleb’s mother, Redon, while Caleb drinks on the sideline. The rules are you either have to answer the question on the card or take a shot. Obviously, I would answer nothing and just polish off the bottle because 1)

Because friendships are hard and you often have to choose sides, this is a video of a small pack of dogs rolling up on a gate to bark at the dog who lives there, when one of them jumps through the gate and starts barking at its own crew. Some

In how to ruin a date news, this is some footage from an escape room in Germany where a guy sacrifices his girlfriend to a ghoul in order to save himself. How noble of him. He does realize escape rooms don’t hire real ghouls, right? Like that was just a

This is a video from Disneyland Paris of an employee snatching the ring box out of a man’s hands and ushering the couple down the stairs of a platform while dude was in the middle of making the biggest mistake of his life. *ducks frying pan* Just kidding, marriage is

This is a video of a professional skydiver jumping tandem with his girlfriend and proposing to her after pulling the chute with the ring he’s been holding between his teeth the entire time. It’s very sweet. Granted, it’s hard to say no to someone who could cut the cords and

Because scaring the one you love most is one of the hallmarks of a healthy relationship, this is a video of a man pranking his wife by attaching a grim reaper prop to the bathroom door handle so when she pulls the door open to exit the restroom it jumps