Back with yet another genius(?) bike hack, engineer The Q went and replaced the wheels of his bike with steel-toed metal frames that each hold 16 Adventure Time Jake The Dog slippers in place of rubber tires. The result is surprisingly impressive, provided you just have to watch and listen

This is a video of athlete Eugen Enin performing an incredibly long railgrind (the sharp curve at the end is most impressive) while wearing a pair of Red Lava Grindshoes from Epic Grindshoes. He makes it look easy. Me? A friend of a friend in high school allegedly saw a

Because my feet demanded it, Adidas is releasing limited edition The Simpsons themed sneakers. There will be a Superstar with Marge Simpson’s blue hair covering the entire shoe, and a Stan Smith with Homer’s iconic ‘backing into the bushes’ meme on its heel. They’ll be released before the end of

Currently an already funded Kickstarter campaign, Moonwalkers are $1,100+ motorized shoes that can increase a person’s walking speed up to 250%, from around 2.5MPH to 6 or 7MPH. Each strap-on shoe has eight wheels (so there’s no need to balance), which provide an extra glide after each step. Some more

Presumably as part of its tryouts for the Ninja Turtles, this is a video of Tommy the tortoise inspecting a line of shoes (including a black shoe with white tape on one side) before making his way around to the other side of the line and specifically headbutting the black

This is a short video of an extreme sporter demonstrating the new rail sliding shoes he developed (by zip-tying a cut Starbucks cup to the bottom of his sneakers — I wonder if the barista spelled his name right) and eating a Venti sized pile of shit in the process.

Because, sometimes (very rarely), dreams really do come true, Volley of Australia is releasing a limited edition of their sneakers that feature detachable Velcro mullets on the heels. Now I’m not sure which one of you weirdos dreamed of these, but you deserve a medal. Or a heavier sleep medication.

Ever wanted to build your own plastic shoe like a modern Geppetto? Well you’re in luck, thanks to this official Adidas Original Superstar LEGO set. The build-a-sneaker, available on Amazon (product link), features 731 pieces to build either a left or right shoe (but not both, you’ll have to buy