HIYO, I’m on a family vacation this week and the beginning of next so posting will likely be light but it’s Thanksgiving week and most people only care about the Black Friday deals anyways and I don’t have any so I’m probably chopped liver, and who wants chopped liver for

Unless you’re viewing an old, cached version of the site, you may have noticed I’ve reduced ads on the site to the bare minimum after getting mixed up with an overly-aggressive digital marketing company. That means this spaceship makes very little, and is powered almost entirely by the heat of

Contrary to the popular belief I perpetuate around friends at parties, BornInSpace doesn’t actually make all that Geekologie money. It’s more of a pet project, and not even that well behaved a pet. It’s the kind that’ll pee on your sheets so you have to wash them, then pee on

Hey everyone — I’m on a much needed vacation this week, so posting may be sporadic as the internet here is actually a rusted Chef Boyardee can and a long piece of yarn stretching to the next island. I can’t even see a single tube. I’ll do what I can

Well, I’ve done it — against all odds (and bets against me), I managed to get my ticket punched for another trip around the sun. It hasn’t always been easy, yet here I am. *shaking fist at heaven* IS THAT ALL YOU’VE GOT?! It’s my birthday today and I’m at

So apparently running a website isn’t the get rich quick scheme that ‘Run your own website for fun and profit’ seminar I paid good money to attend led me to believe. That guy was a con-artist, and I should have known something was up when the computer learning program he

I’m on my first vacation where I don’t have to write since before my time at Geekologie — so 15 years. Well, there was that 35 day stint in rehab too but we’re not counting that because it wasn’t exactly a vacation. I’ll be back first thing next week, but

Well, despite my offer to let this site go in a similar deal, Elon Musk decided to buy Twitter instead, in a move that will undoubtedly add fuel to this burning dumpster fire we call the internet. Help contribute to the last beacon of hope in the blaze and consider