Today’s my birthday (crazy, it seems to be every year around this time) and I’m old now. How old? I stopped counting in the 700’s, but I’ve certainly passed 800 by now. “You’re not an undead warlock.” There’s no way I’d still be alive if I weren’t, even if I’m

Hey I’m moving houses today so it’s been a crazy week but I’ll be back tomorrow with bruises and broken furniture. Just a heads up in case you thought I got lost in the woods again.

So I was going to hire someone (I was thinking a trained monkey but we’ll see what the money allows) to start migrating some of my old Geekologie work (read: smut) over to BornInSpace so it can live on the internet forever (and ramp up the overall posts per day).

HIYO, I’m on a family vacation this week and the beginning of next so posting will likely be light but it’s Thanksgiving week and most people only care about the Black Friday deals anyways and I don’t have any so I’m probably chopped liver, and who wants chopped liver for

Unless you’re viewing an old, cached version of the site, you may have noticed I’ve reduced ads on the site to the bare minimum after getting mixed up with an overly-aggressive digital marketing company. That means this spaceship makes very little, and is powered almost entirely by the heat of

Contrary to the popular belief I perpetuate around friends at parties, BornInSpace doesn’t actually make all that Geekologie money. It’s more of a pet project, and not even that well behaved a pet. It’s the kind that’ll pee on your sheets so you have to wash them, then pee on

Hey everyone — I’m on a much needed vacation this week, so posting may be sporadic as the internet here is actually a rusted Chef Boyardee can and a long piece of yarn stretching to the next island. I can’t even see a single tube. I’ll do what I can

Well, I’ve done it — against all odds (and bets against me), I managed to get my ticket punched for another trip around the sun. It hasn’t always been easy, yet here I am. *shaking fist at heaven* IS THAT ALL YOU’VE GOT?! It’s my birthday today and I’m at