This is a video of metalsmith Paul Pinto crafting himself a 25-foot long skateboard after what I can only assume was a serious overestimation of his foot size. Now that — that is longboard. Still, if you can’t do a kickflip, what’s the purpose? I’m out here trying to impress

This is a video of very talented Japanese freestyle skateboarder Isamu Yamamoto performing a nonstop two-minute routine, the first minute with a single board, the second with two, riding them like roller skates. I don’t know about you, but I feel like I performed a double ankle roll just watching

This is a video of the very talented Rush balancing two shot glass pyramids (technically shot plastic pyramids) on a board on his head while pushing himself on a skateboard. While undeniably impressive, I can’t help but feel there’s got to be a better way for bars to provide contact-free

This is a short video of a skateboarder testing the structural integrity of a fancy glass coffee table with a couple quick flip tricks. Amazingly, it passes the test. My coffee table? It would have failed harder than I did algebra class in high school. Numbers were already hard enough,