This is the very real and very available on Amazon FartVac, a $12 hose and bulb vacuum with an activated carbon filter at the end designed to suck up farts from your pants before filtering the smell out of them and releasing them back into the wild. Now I know

If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? Please not me I’m already over my minutes and my mom is going to kill me when she sees the bill. Besides, I’m terrible in paranormal emergencies. This is the Official Ghostbusters Trap Incense Burner designed and sold by

This is the line of Play-Doh ‘Grown-Up Scents’ just released by Hasbro (Amazon product page HERE) to remind adults that we should all take some time out of our hectic schedules to to eat some modeling compound. Available in Overpriced Latte, Spa Day, Mom Jeans, Lord Of The Lawn, Grill

Because what kind of company are you if you can’t use a pandemic to promote your product, Hormel is giving away Black Label Bacon scented face masks. You can enter the contest HERE if you want to receive weekly email reminders to eat Hormel food products despite thinking you opted