This is a short video of an extreme sporter demonstrating the new rail sliding shoes he developed (by zip-tying a cut Starbucks cup to the bottom of his sneakers — I wonder if the barista spelled his name right) and eating a Venti sized pile of shit in the process.

This is a video of Jomboy providing some lighthearted commentary of the women’s 2019 Norwegian Death Diving (Døds) freestyle competition, in which participants bellyflop from a 10 – 14 meter platform with as much as flair as possible. Miriam Hamberg manages to secure victory in the video, just like she

This is a video of billiard player Shane Van Boening sinking six balls on the break of a game of ten-ball. The commentators speculate he’s going to make three, but no, he doubles that. For reference, the most balls I’ve ever made on a break is probably two. MAYBE three.

This is a video of Milwaukee Brewers center fielder Jonathan David making a spectacular diving catch at the outfield wall, going headfirst into the padding and popping his hat off in the process. Nice work! Related: I used to drink a lot of Milwaukee’s Best Ice. Probably too much. 

This is a video from a recent women’s soccer match between Chile and Venezuela played at La Granja in Spain of a dog entering the field and rolling over for some belly rubs before doing some zoomies then getting carried off by a player. Awwwwwww. In my mind the dog

This is a worthwhile video of shop dog Pepper the blue heeler proving she’s a real home run by hitting balls thrown to her with a bat in her mouth. Her rookie card is probably going to be worth a fortune. That swing! Sure she hits a couple fouls, but

In getting pitted, so pitted news, this is a video of a surfer successfully dodging 25 other surfers paddling out to catch waves while riding one of his own. Clearly, he has a fair amount of control over his board. Me? I wake up with a rogue boner at 3AM

This is some home security cam footage of a boy shooting some hoops in the driveway by himself when a FedEx delivery man swings by for a quick dunk on the lowered hoop before hustling back to his truck and taking off. The ol’ dunk and dash. Remember: all work