This is some dashcam footage from police in Excelsior Springs, Missouri, who found a man towing a 70-foot mobile home on Thanksgiving night, swerving all over the road. Suspecting the man was drunk, a chase resulted, with the man trying to make a run for it TOWING A 70-FOOT MOBILE HOME. Eventually, the man got stuck in a ditch because the mobile home wasn’t that mobile, and was taken into custody. And while I can never condone drunk driving, this man’s stupidity almost has to be applauded for the attempted run away. I wonder what he was doing 1,200 miles from Florida in the first place. I mean besides moving his mobile meth lab.