Note: Check your volume, wind. Also a little appropriate cursing. This is a video of a man filming some pelicans (first trip to the beach, huh?) when a dolphin decides there isn’t enough shit in the water already and races towards him like a shark during a feeding frenzy. That

This is a video of two dogs going after the same large stick thrown in a lake and performing an impromptu water ballet as they swim around in circles, each trying to carry it. Dogs, am I right? One of mine peed in my bed two nights ago so I

Seen here reminding me of the first time I wore shoes in the pool (I almost drowned), this is a video of artistic swimming world champion Kristina Makushenko casually walking a 360-degree loop underwater like she’s in an invisible hamster wheel and the law of gravity doesn’t apply to her.

This is a video of a group of dogs at an “enrichment-based dog daycare” located in Trenton, Michigan going for a dip during pool time. *blows lifeguard whistle, wet dogs come running* Woopsie. According to the poster: “Our daycare dogs can go swimming for free twice a week in an

This is a short clip from an interview with Olympic gold medalist swimmers Tom Dean (left) and Matt Richard (right) of Great Britain when sports broadcaster Clare Balding mentions that Matt’s third leg in the recent race ‘was just phenomenal.’ Obviously, she was referring to the third leg of the

This is a video of Australian swimmer Ariarne Titmus’s coach Dean Boxall going absolutely nuts after her upset gold medal win in the 400-meter freestyle race. And can you blame him? He reminded me of Matthew McConaughey, although the announcers say he reminded them of Doc Brown and Mick Jagger.

Because never give up *insert cartoon of frog choking the stork that’s eating it* this is a video of a small fish managing to swim straight up in a small waterfall streaming from a pipe, while a couple of its friends also appear to defy the laws of physics. How

This is a video of a precious baby seal learning to swim as part of its rehabilitation at the Osaka Aquarium Kaiyukan. Man, that seal is ALL EYES. What a cutie. You know I have fairly large eyes too. EIGHT OF THEM. “You’re not a spider.” Yes I am too