These are the custom resin Pokemon keycaps crafted and sold by Etsy shop DBaiRshop. They’re compatible with Cherry MX switches, come in Pikachu, Charmander, Squirtle, and Bulbasaur varieties, and, unfortunately for anyone who wants them but wasn’t born with a silver USB drive in their mouth, cost $45 apiece. Like,

This is the Time Machine Bass crafted by father-and-son guitar making team Steve and Richard Doner of Doner Designs. The guitar was recently sold on eBay for $8,880, with all proceeds benefitting the Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson’s Research. Some more info about the guitar while I precariously stand

These are several satellite images (plus an embedded Google map) “of the northwestern coast of Madagascar where the saline waters of the Mozambique Channel join with the freshwater running through the Betsiboka River to make Bombetoka Bay.”  As you can see, the area looks like a giant octopus.  At least

This is the Inflatable Coffin Beverage Cooler available on Amazon for around $19. The 4’6″ x 22″ inflatable looks like a pool float but it’s not — it’s a beverage cooler and can hold approximately sixty 12-ounce cold ones and a bunch of ice. Alternatively, fill it up with red-dyed

This is an example of one of the face masks printed by San Francisco designer Danielle Baskin (presumably no relation to the fresh-ground husband tiger feeder) that was printed with a photo of her actual face.  Previously only available in a Hide The Pain Harold variety (from this meme), Danielle