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Freaky Deaky Realistic Your-Face Face Masks

This is an example of one of the face masks printed by San Francisco designer Danielle Baskin (presumably no relation to the fresh-ground husband tiger feeder) that was printed with a photo of her actual face.  Previously only available in a Hide The Pain Harold variety (from this meme), Danielle will soon be printing the cotton, machine-washable masks with any face you want.  I actually feel more attractive wearing a face mask because– “It hides part of the ugly.”  It makes me feel like a doctor.  I was going to say it makes me feel like a doctor.

Thanks again to MSA, who agrees we all wear masks.  Just right now both literally AND figuratively.