These are the custom resin Pokemon keycaps crafted and sold by Etsy shop DBaiRshop. They’re compatible with Cherry MX switches, come in Pikachu, Charmander, Squirtle, and Bulbasaur varieties, and, unfortunately for anyone who wants them but wasn’t born with a silver USB drive in their mouth, cost $45 apiece. Like, per key. So if you want all four that’s a cool $180, or, in layman’s prices, you’ve got to be kidding me. I just told my dad and he spit root beer out his nose.

Thanks to my buddy Closet Nerd, who agrees F1 through F4 never looked so sweet. Or expensive.