In this cleverly edited video by Youtuber eli_handle_b․wav (previously), everyone’s favorite deficient boss Michael Scott finds himself working aboard the Normandy during the events of Mass Effect II. Is he any better suited for bossing in space than on Earth? Does a cow have four stomachs? “Yes?” No — the

Captured in portrait mode by Dan Brown while hiking with his father near the head of Loch Fyne (home of the finest Loch Monster) in the Scottish Highlands, this is a video of a naturally occurring spinning ice disc. Per Wikipedia while I make a bowl of cereal with hot

Note: Several loud curse words spoken in human English and not chicken. This is a video of a man feeding his chickens (including the impeckable Birdie Sanders) when Kyle the rooster attacks him because (I assume) Kyle is hopped up on Monster Energy and wants all the feed for himself.

This is some dashcam footage of a motorist in Pahrump (bu bu bum?), Nevada encountering a sandstorm on the road that drops visibility to the point where you wouldn’t even be able to see your own wiener standing at a urinal (let alone the guy’s standing next to you). Never

This is a 12-year timelapse packed into just 7 seconds of four planets orbiting star HR 8799, some 133.3 lightyears (40.9 parsecs, like that’ll make it much more relatable) from earth. HR 8799, located in the constellation of Pegasus, is about 1.5 times as large as our own sun, and

This is a video of a Costco baker scoring the tops of its loaves of country French bread IN A HURRY. Dude must be late for a date. Or opted to get paid by the loaf instead of hourly. Whatever the case, this guy is quick with those knives. But

A motion activated trail cam set up by the city of Boulder, Colorado was recently checked for photos and revealed that out of 580 images, over 400 were of the same bear. Wildlife officials said they weren’t able to identify if the bear was a male or female, but many

Because who hasn’t dreamed of sticking their arms under those heat lamps, McDonald’s owner/operator Stephen Patula takes us on a first person tour of fries and hash browns being prepared at his restaurant while he sings a bit of ‘When Will My Life Begin?’ from Tangled. That’s cool, now make