Because what’s a more relatable fashion statement than food stains (just check out my shirt), this is a video of a model at the (Di)vision show at Copenhagen Fashion Week closing out the show by standing up and walking out of the ballroom to reveal her dress is actually the table cloth! Wow, how avante-garde. It’s not like I haven’t been using my shirt as both bib AND tablecloth for years now. It’s a napkin too! And a tissue. And probably a public health hazard. SIX FEET, PEOPLE, PATIENT ZERO COMING THROUGH.